ROFLMAO! OK - I've gotten on a Kick... This one should tickle all of your funny bones.
If you would like me to joke up a cover for you - I'll be glad to - just pop me a comment - and let me know where your website is - that way I can take a look at it and think about how I feel - so that I can just go with the flow... LOL!
And to the witty Miss Snark - goes the dubious honors of a New Cover for a book she's never written... But some day ---- Might.